joe dan

a nice guy who always tries to please others. very smart and funny as heck. he'll support you no matter what, and you'll fall in love with his gorgeous eyes.

person 1: have you met joe dan? he's such a nice guy.
person 2: yeah, i want to marry him.

by amitoooldforwarriorsyet October 11, 2018

dan-and-diana

the act of making plans with friends and cancel later on due to becoming stoned.

"jeremy did a dan-and-diana on us yesterday, we were supposed to hang out"

by high how are you August 06, 2009

Dan the man

Usually some body with a meat ball head who laughs like a donkey

God jake your a dan the man

by Jwhoiset March 21, 2019

Dan Quail

1. A person who looks at child pornography

2. A person who you think may look at child pornography.

1. Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the YMCA that got arrested for trafficking child porn into Canada? Over 5,000 pictures and videos!

2. That kid John hit on my little sister last night... I think he might be a Dan Quail...

by aConfusedChild February 02, 2010

daddy dan

When your trying to be freaking but don't want to mix up your daddy's

Whilst I was eating my cheese roll she called me daddy dan

by Mcslide destroyer February 24, 2017

uncle dan

also known as a bold munk,

and associates with very angry pugs. They love terrible sports teams such as The jets, and love Guy Ferrara. They could very well be Irish and have a very hard time growing hair

Ugh, he's such a uncle dan

by Dk6968 August 23, 2017

Batty Dan

He who taketh nuff schwan across his lips, craveth a solid teabag on a daily basis and receiveth nuff gladiator masks which split him between the eyes.

Upon hearing the batty man speak of the multitude of sacks that have been draped across his chin, the others in the room turned to him in disgust and all in unison and proceeded to yell at him "Batty Dan...Batty Dan...Batty Dan..."

by K December 11, 2003