Cooked

An old Jungian archetype is the idea of spirits coming from above (the heavens) and finding blood (human suffering). They are like chefs from burger king. To be cooked is the worst. Because that means you would have to have been prepared: gutted, seasoned, and put on a menu. To an angel that looks like your homies cheating you from something. People close to you, selling you for themselves. Cooked is when you're at your lowest

*His homies ran a train on his girl and opps are on his as* "bruh, I'm cooked"

by mr greaseballer January 9, 2024

Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

Cooking in the Stu

Short for “cooking in the studio” meaning to work on art vigorously in some sort of studio or art focused environment. The term is also a play on the phrase “ Cooking in the Stew.”

Person 1 : “hey what are you doing right now?”
Person 2:” I’m drawing, making music….You know…. Cooking in the Stu!”

by The Thurm August 8, 2025

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

i am cooked

Means you r about to give up and still have constant nightmares about her even after 3 years. Fuck

Bru i am cooked

by bruhowdoiforgetabouther March 5, 2024

Cooked

A internal Chemical imbalance that the drug crystal meth can do to the addict.
How a crystal meth addict acts after snorting, smoking, or injecting the drug.
Act of being on one and can’t handle it.

“Look at this cooked bitch”

“Stop being so cooked and go to bed”

by Chicoose01 November 11, 2022

semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010