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Cookd

That buddy of yours that just wants you to cook and eat better. Happy to be involved in anything, as long as food is involved too. Also very inclusive of everyone's tastes and preferences (yes - even you, vegans!)
"Ugh, I wish I didn't have to eat instant noodles for every meal!"
- "You should learn to cook from my buddy, Cookd! I hear he has a new app now too!"
by Thelonius7 November 27, 2021
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cookers

hey bro know any where to get some cookers
by telopath December 5, 2021
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey
by Chonga December 24, 2021
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Cookadile

Cross between a cooked cooka and a crocodile
That bloke over there is so cookadile he ate his own cum.
by Dann Mann January 29, 2022
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Cocked on

Cocked on could mean many things; Only use this phrase when you’re enraged at people online for doing either dumb acts or you win a 1v1 to be more specific! But cocked on can almost be used in any conversation at your expense. This is a very sacred phrase to me use this at your discretion !
Get cocked on” Him: “I just died!” Me: “haha cocked on” “
by Local mi1f February 10, 2022
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