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Columbus

¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.

² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.

³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."

² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
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Columbus

¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.

² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.

³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."

² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
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Columbia

A hot and fit man, with a 12 inch cock that makes any man jealous and every woman wants him inside them
Columbia: I wish I was dating Columbia
by Loztincolumbussy December 3, 2023
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Columbus Coded

A man (likely white) that is excited to have intercourse with a virgin. AKA "Discovering new land"
Matt: "Aye my girl is a virgin. I ain't neva been with one before!"
Damian: " You Columbus Coded. LMFAO"
by Atomic54 December 7, 2023
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Columbo Dimension

Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.

This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.

Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).
M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*

J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!
by Yung Doink February 15, 2024
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Columbia, SC

A disgusting, shit hole if a city found in the middle of SC. If the state of SC had an asshole, it would be Columbia.
"Have you been to Columbia, SC?"

"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "
by Big Block February 15, 2024
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columbapie

Wow I felt that in my columbapie.

Going to get my columbapie waxed!
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