A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
Get the Closeted Pedophile mug.Someone who is 'becoming less closeted' exhibits certain behaviors.
Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.
The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.
This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.
Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.
The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.
This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.
Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Hey, guess what? Walter Mercado slipped into my DM’s and then blocked me immediately afterward.
It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.
I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.
I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
by Sir H.C. Notneb April 13, 2023
Get the becoming less closeted mug.Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023
Get the Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers. mug.the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 137th episode overall.
Closet? You'll Love It! received mixed reviews from the critics with some of them praising Haley and Andy's storyline
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023
Get the Closet? You'll Love It! mug.someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)
x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023
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2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
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