Christ Barnes

A scaudly person who has a fetish for dirty crusty hair and skin. Is very good at their job. Has a favourite colleague but won't tell them. Can often look like they want to kill someone on the daily. Fiesty like a jalapeno pizza

That one is an absolute Christ Barnes

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Christ the King

Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.

Christ the King is a living hell.

by ctk_lover December 2, 2021

Christ-Psych

In the Late 60s and 70s, Christian Gospel and Rock bands began incorporating Psychedelic Influences in their music, creating a Sub-Genre "Christ-Psych" or Christian Psychedelic Rock. The Use is used in various different locations, Psychedelic Rock often Co-opted with Christian Imagery, Lyrics by (Not Always) Christian Bands.

Person 1: Hey, check out this band I found, It's like Christian Psychedelic Rock!
Person 2: Ah, Christ-Psych

by The Grand Fool of Foolishnesss December 27, 2021

christ rifle

A nail gun

I need to replace some shingles on the roof. Will someone grab my Christ rifle?

by Ejdjdbajw December 28, 2021

Christan

Christian is a guy
He is a guy who you would probably think is pretty weird when you first meet but as you both will start to open up he is a really nice guy to be around
He will go from being super quiet to being super loud rally quick but not in a bad way

Either really blond or black hair. Nothing in between

Wants to be taller

Just wants to fit with the group

Is shy

Either Straight or fully just Gay. Again nothing in between

Annoyed about why there only comes up local churches when ever they seacrh their name

1: Why is that guy staring at us?
2: Idk but its getting weird...
3: Maybe he just wants to talk to us?
1: Idk, maybe
2: Must be a Christan
2: Hey! Whats your name?!
Christian: Uhm, Christian
2: Told you

by IDontKnowWhatToDoWithMyLife:( January 6, 2022

Christaphena

A guy whose name was Christopher, but hit me in the head with a volleyball and never apologized. It is also a nickname for someone with the name Christopher in general.

Look it's Christaphena

by dinochickenuggets.org January 26, 2022

CHRIST ON A BIKE

The word Caddicarus uses in his videos when he freaks the fuck out

"Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"

by AshySlashyMeow January 31, 2022