Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 22, 2020

Carpet swinger

Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time

You sly dog your such a carpet swinger

by Mike Oxenou May 27, 2021

Carpet Bomming

Start your trip to the bar eith 3 B-52 shots acting like three bombs.

We will all do carpet bomming to start

by RCCONNOLLY May 07, 2021

Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020