A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.
Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"
You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."
Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."
You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."
You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."
Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."
You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."
by The MI Shocker April 29, 2014
Get the ammo clownmug. A learned or innate reservation, fear and/or repulsion for clowns or that which relates to or resembles clowns.
As much as David wanted to fulfill his dream of becoming a lion tamer, childhood memories of feeling terrified by Itchy Scoops the Clown at the annual local circus caused life-long clown-shyness that doomed him to a life in Information Technology.
by ahleec April 28, 2010
Get the Clown-shymug. To destroy or upstage in humiliating fashion, similar to having sex with someone's girlfriend while making them shine your shoes in the same room.
Did you see how Indiana clown stomped the Boilermakers last night 97-60?!?
Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.
Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.
by MarthasBroom February 1, 2013
Get the clown stompmug. \pȯrch-klau̇n\
noun.
1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.
noun.
1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.
Look at those porch clowns...
That Steven is such a porch clown.
Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.
That Steven is such a porch clown.
Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.
by 24 GaRoTGOLD November 14, 2012
Get the Porch Clownmug. It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.
One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.
by SeanDingo June 20, 2008
Get the The Long Clownmug. A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.
Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"
or
"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
or
"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
by JessFink January 21, 2009
Get the Clown Shoedmug. AKA, Bill O'Rielly of Fox News. A pro-republican mouthpiece who speaks retoric and lies. A loudmouth dickhead who supports morons and criminals. A liar with no concience or informed insight, who speaks like he knows what he's talking about. A miserable old bastard who desperately needs to get laid....
1. "Hey, you watching Bilbo the clown on Fox tonight???"
2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".
2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".
by Kirrock63 July 4, 2009
Get the Bilbo the clownmug.