bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Ring around the butthole

A goatee that looks like a dirty ring of an anus. See David Whol’s face

Look at that ring around the butthole on David Wohl’s face.

by Randy Cadillac January 27, 2019

butthole peeker

Where a strange man comes into your house peeks at your butthole to see if your clean/have wiped thoroughly.

I heard that Hudson Frensley got peeked by the butthole peeker, hopefully he won't peek me!

by olive oil12 September 11, 2022

butthole ryan

someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women

“butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
“ew”

by olafthesnowman123 August 14, 2022

Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 7, 2021

butthole cup

If you hit the middle cup in your first shot in beer pong and have to take your pants off

"You hit butthole cup"

by beerpongexpert February 1, 2018

butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 21, 2023