Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.

That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased

by SammyChica April 15, 2023

Bus stop bandit

Most devious cunt in all of bonny

The bus stop bandit stuck again

by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023

Sticky Bandits

Native American Indians

These sticky bandits stole three bottles of wine right in front of me.

by datta May 16, 2023

only bandits

Usually you’re crew your day ones the homies particularly used as a group chat name.

“Man that’s funny send it to only bandits”

by Jay_r7o2 November 21, 2023

splash some bandits

Splashing bandits
Verb
a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road

Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits

Jill: dont end up in the grave

by s(he) s(hits) (her)self November 27, 2023

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023

Exaflare Bandit

Someone who continuously makes it to P7 in The Dragonsongs Reprise (Ultimate) inn FFXIV and dies to thr first mechanic exaflares which results in a collective sigh from the rest of the party.

There you go again, being an exaflare bandit, this is the 5th time in a row you've died to them.

by Gamingmaster72 December 4, 2023