alaskan snow dog

When somebody shits in a condom, freezes that, and than uses that as a dildo.

We had no dildo to use, so I used an Alaskan Snow Dog.

by KoolKidKlan August 5, 2007

Atascadero

In Spanish. (slang) Messy place

This place is an atascadero

by Victor Segura July 16, 2008

alaskan submarine

An alaskan submarine is what you call it when a mormon couple go out into the woods to dance naked in the snow and wife number 1 lures a bear into a clearing with canned spam and the smell of her menstrual blood, and wife number two runs out with a pot of cooked samon to distract the bear from eating wife number two, in the mean time the husband arrives with a chocolate fountain which he knows will drive both his women and the bear insane with lust, then the wives jump onto the bear and take turns pouring whiskey down the bears thoat while the husband stares the bear down menacingly and keeps his dog pack barking at the bear. Then wife number 1 slits the bears throat wide open, while wife number two errotically dances in front of it as it bleeds to death. Then wife number 2 skins the bear and wife number 1 pleasures her inside the bear skin to maintain body heat and also to avoid harming the baby. Then the husband has anal sex with wife number 1 while wife number two prepares bear meat. Then the husband erects a tent made out of bear skin over the sled for his wives to sleep in while he mushes their dogs across through the woods. Then when the husband is tired in the morning both wives take turns sucking him off before he goes to sleep and wife number 2 feeds the tired husband and wife number 1 feeds the dogs and builds a fire for camp.

I'm planning a trip to alaska with my two wives and I definitely know that at least one of my wives would be into the alaskan submarine.

by muddenhoney December 7, 2010

Alaskan Fishstick

The act of fucking a girl and right when you cum, cover your dick in breadcrumbs and have her suck it.

Frank: "How did it go with that girl last night"
Me: "It was great. I even gave her an Alaskan Fishstick"
Frank: "NO WAY!"

by yourworstknightmare May 9, 2010

Reverse Alaskan Pipeline

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.

Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.

by PR0XY July 19, 2009

Alaskan Blindfold

When a man ejaculates on someone's eyelids while they are sleeping, and, upon waking, the target person cannot open their eyes for fear of getting jizzum in them.

"dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool Jim last night?"
"yeah, what about it?"
"i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold."
"nice dude, you got him."

"man, last night Suzy didnt wouldn't let me alligator fuckhouse her, and i was so pissed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold."
"nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a bitch."

by 1337man 69 February 16, 2009

Alaskan Cherry picker

The act of eating a girl out while the woman is on her period. May also involve the removal of the tampon with ones teeth.

Guy:I gave that girl an alaskan cherry picker, by the end i looked like ozzy osbourne after he ate that bat!
guy2: You're sick.

by Cherrpicker December 9, 2008