White Pony

A man of Caucasian ethnicity blessed with a cock so big he is easily comparable to the giant endowments of some Black men.

"Holy shit!" my wife shrieked in my face as my best friend dropped his shorts and joined us in the hot tub. "That's a Black man's cock! Why didn't you tell me Rob was a white pony? I would have fucked him long before now!"

by ronibarett June 18, 2024

Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.

J: “makes a valid point”
K: that’s hair pony!

by Hairpony4life January 6, 2021

Mangione the Pony

Not to be confused with The Italian Stallion, Mangione the Pony is any punk that sheds blood; gets caught (even though he thought he was smart); and spends the rest of his days in Rikers (or the like) getting ridden raw by the worst hombres imaginable.

We used to call William "Bill," but that was before he kicked somebody else's bucket without asking: Now, he's simply one more Mangione the Pony.

by dashcalabash December 19, 2024

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

pony head

A prankster or fool. A jester.

"You goddamn Pony Head"

by Mr.Wolfmann September 7, 2016

Pony

1. A person who gets more ass than a Pony at a county fair.

2. A person who just got fucked.

1. God, did you hear who hooked up with Pony last night?

2. Man, she got ponied real good.

by The_Indelible_Queen_M March 19, 2011

Pony

Latin-american version of saying something is "cheesy" (no exact translation exists, its a word of its own). Refers to people showing affection to each other or something in particular. Mostly used when addressing a romantic couple showing PDA, a very sentimental conversation or a very deep romantic feeling. This word is only used by the HIGH CLASS (loaded) people. This word was invented in the wealthy, private bilingual schools in Honduras and has moved on to Costa Rica, Panama and other Latin American countries. Every wealthy student from the private schools in Latin America use this word.

"Oh my god- that couple is so pony it just makes me wanna vomit!"

"Doll, I had the poniest conversation with my boyfriend last, its was adorab"

"Oh my god, my boyfriend is so pony.. He like.. took me to Paris for the weekend" (typical in honduran wealthy class)

by Brazilianbabe1999 October 20, 2012