Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

Grated pineapple

Grated pineapple is a slang term that my friend made up (credits to wolf) and it means “ew disgusting icky gross” blah blah blah

“hey bro i just pulled out my pituitary gland from my brain!”
“ew thatʼs grated pineapple bro”

by viqix. February 19, 2024

pineapple hairs

Something that Anix Said in a Video.
also the thing on top of spongebob's house

"Whats on Spongebob's house" Idk "Pineapple Hairs"

by TheyCallMeYan June 16, 2020

Pineapple Ring toss

When one player takes pineapple rings and tries to get them to land around the "Post" (a.k.a mans penis). The winner gets to eat the rings at the end of the game.

Hey baby! Want to play Pineapple ring toss?

by Bwahahah Hahahaha May 14, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

This came about when Anix was building the bikini bottom. He used the name, "Pineapple Hairs" to describe to leaves on top of Spongebob's Pineapple house.

Anix: "These green stuff, what are they even called?"
Anix: "Pineapple Hairs"

by Bwydnow June 16, 2020

Pineapple

Slang for a swinger event

Are you going to the pineapple party?

by Pineapple Peter April 10, 2022

pineapple hairs

The hair that sticks out of the top of a pineapple. This phrase got its popular use from the creator Anix.

I always steam the pineapple hairs to chew on later tehee.

by Anix’s wisdom shall be spread June 16, 2020