Oh Jizz!

The word you say when you are surprised, and try to be funny to play off the fact that the supriser scared the crap out of you.

"Boo!"
"Oh Jizz!"
"Ha ha ha ha"

by The Red Cape March 27, 2011

jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.

I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!

by Kavorks April 03, 2021

Cerebral Jizz

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.

Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.

by Jahmingus June 09, 2010

santa jizz

A shot made with Rumchata and Fireball

I would like a shot of Santa Jizz please

by Shuper007 December 13, 2015

Jizz Hat

Cumming in underwear and pulling it over someones head

I gave Corey a jizz hat

by Yespacito III December 25, 2019

Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

by kopask January 19, 2015

Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 03, 2021