The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic

I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife

by That bottom bitch November 5, 2020

free exercise

Any exercise you don't have to pay a membership for.

Jas: dude, wanna go to the YMCA after work and catch some stairmaster action?

Jes: no thats okay I took the stairs to work today.

Jas: but, but why I didn't know the elevator was broken..

Jes: because it's free exercise you douche.

by j4jes January 17, 2009

FREE CRACK!

A FELLING OF EUPHORIA WHEN YOU SEE IT

WOOHHOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023

kix for free

to smoke weed for free

"Bro, im just tryin to get some kix for free."

by rboy August 10, 2008

/e free

what stupid people use to get free robux

a stupid person:/e free a smart guy:mf that wont work

by plagiarismbelike January 30, 2023

Free Aks

a bait to tell your friend to get on criminality. used like this "want free aks?" (want to get die?)

Person 1 : Hey dude , hop on crim i will give you a free aks.
Person 1 friend: Nah. Wait you said free aks? Hell yeah!

by blackywastaken January 16, 2022

Free-flapping

To not wear any underwear. The female equivalent of freeballing.

"I am not wearing any underwear today, I'm freeballing".
"Oh, so you are free-flapping?"
"Being a female, I suppose I am!"

by Wonthaggi March 2, 2014