Bruh iont even know I ain't ever stayed here I just gotta go through to get to somonauk but everyone on meth AND SOME WOACH GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA fuck you "heather" anyway don't fuck nobody from here or die fytb
(names are changed to keep personal info to ourselves)
Me-"bro heather gave me CHLAMYDIA"
Trey-"Where she stay at?"
Me-"Sandwich IL!"
Trey-"You dumb fuck everyone know you gotta double wrap or skedaddle"
Me- "she gave good head tho om"
Me-"bro heather gave me CHLAMYDIA"
Trey-"Where she stay at?"
Me-"Sandwich IL!"
Trey-"You dumb fuck everyone know you gotta double wrap or skedaddle"
Me- "she gave good head tho om"
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