Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.

I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.

by Chocolate_Starfish October 20, 2010

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.

Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.

by kkling October 20, 2010

Double faced entendre

A word created by Oliver Tree from his song Life Goes On

Someone who has two totally different personalities unbeknownst to you

Friend: I can’t believe she would do that to you man
Friend: I know right she’s such a Double Faced Entendre

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 June 23, 2021

Face rock

Face Rock - verb action

when something hits your face and you keep it

I got face rock the other day at Downtown Disney

by soapy violence June 28, 2017

2 cakes 1 face

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.

Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!

by Bacon-Queen August 21, 2023

Fuck face

An ugly, dickless bitch with a hairline that looks like a retarded mountaintop. Also sucks dick for a living

See that samer kid? He's such a Fuck face

by The120roasts February 6, 2017