National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019

National ignore Jacob day

February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs

(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)

I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.

by y2kkaylah July 19, 2020

National a7x day

On December 28 is national a7x day to remember the amazing drummer the rev

On December 28 is national a7x day to remember the amazing drummer the rev

by forREVer November 7, 2019

National hug your crush day

national hug your crush day on June 7th. make sure to hug your crush!

*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*

by hug your crush June 5, 2022

National send a booty pic day

April 17th is the day where you send a booty pic to someone you are comfortable with

boy: send me a booty pic
girl: why
boy: it’s National send a booty pic day

by That kid that has no friends April 17, 2020

National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)

Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!

by Angel a random female April 1, 2021