National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

National Cheat On a Lightskin Day

National day on May 5th, where we will cheat on lightskin niggas cus they ain’t shit.

This day is celebrated on “May 5th” in honor of cheating on lightskins and will be called “National Cheat On a Lightskin Day”

by anonymous May 5, 2023

National thigh pic day

14ᵗʰ of August is celebrated as the National thigh pic day each year. On this day you can ask a girl for a pic of her thighs and she will have to send it.

Guy: "ayyy its national thigh pic day, you know what that means ;)"
Girl: "you're right! here's your thigh pic!"

by beyondRussian August 13, 2021

National Make Out Day

May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)

Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out

Gertrude: Okay

by Grandma bertha May 21, 2022

National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.

"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"

by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021

National head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head

" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's August 18 national head day
Oh then your next babe

by Moza24068 August 13, 2025

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019