National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National ask your crush out day

March 7
Ask your crush out it’s ok if they say no but hopefully they will

Go for it ladies and men!

John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!

by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021

National Freak Day

June 27 is national freak day. Anyone born on this day is a FREAK and always gets their freak on. 👅👅👅

(girl) "Do you see how freaky they are?"
(boy) "Yeah... they must have been born June 27. That is National Freak Day you know..."
(person born june 27) "let me slather you in baby oil."

by too much aura June 21, 2024

National Jogging Day

You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it

Finally it’s national jogging day.

by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020

national feet day

July 20th, also known as national feet day, is a day of the year where individuals all around the globe celebrate eachothers feet. Events will be put into place such as, barefoot races and taking selfies with your feet.

“Hey happy national feet day!”

“Yeah! To you too!

by Olololololo July 20, 2021

National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect

Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people

by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019