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Hot pocket

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.
That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.
by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022
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Hot summer ass

Another way to say "swamp ass."

(A lot funnier because of its ambiguity. HOT summer ass *or* HOT SUMMER ass *or* hot SUMMER ASS.)
Amazon Reviewer
1.0 out of 5 stars
All lume lotions smell like ass
Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2021
Scent: Clean Tangerine

Lume smells like hot summer ass. Every last one of them. I don't understand how this helps anyone. If lume actually smells better than your own body odor, you need to see a Dr STAT!!!!!!!
by Leib Gershon September 23, 2021
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Winter Hot Chocolate

Winter Hot Chocolate is when you embark into a females/males septic tank, and install a spout into the pipe system. You must also add a preheater like the gas station coffee machines, and pour yourself a nice mug. You sip on that mug like a nice hot chocolate in the cold days of winter
by Sammyboi69420 September 6, 2025
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Hot Mayo

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).
Haha... accidently forgot to tie up my sock, and all of the delicious hot mayo spilled over me..
by Jacob53 April 16, 2019
mugGet the Hot Mayomug.

daddy hot

There are many reasons for this like when you think your SUGAR DADDY is hooooot. Or when you think your own daddy is hoooot. Or when you think you friends daddy is hoooot.
by Penguinhot May 16, 2022
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Anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
by Teamcarrytoxic June 4, 2018
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Hot

Yukari Yakumo is hot.
by Courg September 6, 2020
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