National simp day

Every day of the year for boys called beginning w H,F,L,A and M
Watch out it’s national simp day again!!
by the dub21 October 17, 2020
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national 28th of december. Mental health for men day.

You should take this day to check up on all the men/boys in your life. Everyday should be the time to look after the boys and men in your life but this day especially
It's national 28th of december day, i love you men and boys
by Fairymimoolooloo December 28, 2023
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On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.
I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019
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March 1st is national corn chowder day! All hail the chowder.
"Today is MArch 2st"
"OMG National corn chowder day!"
by ilovepeebybridgers March 1, 2022
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National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
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