hot girl zoom

when you zoom in while taking a selfie (normally a mirror selfie). this helps make the angle / position of your phone less awkward, while also adding a slight aesthetic vintage grain. most importantly, it decreases the quality of the image, smoothing out your skin and making you appear hotter.

“omg, you look so good in this selfie!”
“haha thanks, i used the hot girl zoom.”

by bumbleebee December 23, 2019

Hot Ball Fiancé

A male, that drives around town in his sports car pulling ass and looking for his future ex wife. He finds pleasure in dressing up and flirting with the opposite sex in public.

Damn there goes Alana’s hot ball fiancé. He’s really hot ballin tonight.

by DonJon86 March 30, 2022

Lakeside Hot Tub

Taking a dump in the water storage tank portion of a porcelain toilet

Victim: "When I flushed, something dirty happned"
Bystander: "it must of been a LAKSEIDE HOT TUB"

The janator of santee del taco :" dammit, dirty Chris left another Lakeside Hot Tub"

by The Santee Patriot June 11, 2022

Hot-doggin

the act of placing one's fallace apon another's lips, sort of like when inserting a sausage and or hotdog into the buns. preferably when asleep

Hey man, my friend was sleeping and i went hot-doggin!

by ShrinkyD1nky March 20, 2024

kaito isn’t hot

Something only people who have common sense know/j
Show this to your friends if they think kaito is hot. He isn’t.

kaito isn’t hot

by Wonderhoy November 12, 2022

Elijah is hot

Elijah is hot because of... 1. his genetics. 2. his smile. 3. his personality. 4.everything.

“Woah bro! Elijah is totally adorable.”

“Elijah is hot” is the coolest phrase ever!”

by presleykayalex December 31, 2020

Lucky Hot Shot

The act of using a mortar tub with a lit shell in it as a sex toy until the shell launches into your anal cavity and explodes, disintegrating your insides, causing great pleasure. Great fun for the whole family.

Jerry's wife tried out the ol' Lucky Hot Shot last week, rumors say she still hasn't recovered.

by Dirtsz June 24, 2025