Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

Dog

puppy :)

me: dog
friend: yes

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Prairie Dog

When some steals your condoms.

"Hey, Al, did you prairie dog 6 of my spermicidal rubbers?"

by Alex Hughes February 23, 2008

Mad dog

A mad dog is a sex position in which a male and female pretend to be Americans as they shoot their shots in each others anal cavity

I had such a good time doing a mad dog last night

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Raw dog

The act of sexually penetrating someone without a form of contraceptive, such as a condom.

Matt: Dude! Jay, I can't believe you raw dogged brooks' mom last night!

by Cappin12 April 15, 2020

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

GET THE DOG

If your ever fucking chasing that 3 metered flatty you'd say "oh fuck me get the dog!"

"OI CUNT GET THE DOG!"

by anonymous July 16, 2023