hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.2

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.2

by Linus cunt tips November 6, 2020

Blue balls

When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”

Yo so I was at my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?

Well you see my chick gave me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.

by Shupy April 12, 2021

Crucky Balls

A phrase to describe when your testicles are uncomfortably itchy and you can't scratch them right now.

I felt an itch down south and looked down and uh oh crucky balls.

by Porky the Tubb June 2, 2024

Meat ball

A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.

kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......

by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021

That's the Mayor's Balls!

This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.

Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!

You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!

Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.

by WalkingLiability March 7, 2024

Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.

So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.

by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023