virgin maiden

a virgin that's also a maiden at the same time!

that's such a pretty virgin maiden, don't you think!?

by urbandictguy101 June 17, 2017

quarantine virginity

When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex

Yo David my brudda I think I’ve got quarantine virginity

by Adam L Moss May 19, 2020

nouveau virgin

Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in an extended period of time (at least over 10 years). From the French word "nouveau" (meaning "new").

Him: "Have you ever slept with a guy before?"
Her: "Yes, once ... nearly 10 years ago!"
Him: "So you're like ... a nouveau virgin?"

by bashaus August 30, 2016

Virgin God

The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...

Beware the key for it is the one thing the Virgin God fears most...

by Dj Met June 6, 2017

Virgin Fuel

G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.

"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."

by abesæd February 22, 2021

Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020

Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.

Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"

by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017