Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.
Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.
Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.
by Quack_Sauce May 27, 2020
Get the Pee Pee Softmug. When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
by Yantzee October 23, 2012
Get the Soft Serve Statusmug. by Pettygod July 4, 2019
Get the soft like bagjuicemug. by Team Jan February 27, 2020
Get the soft tip fartmug. a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017
Get the Soft Serve Machinemug. A guy sits underneath a chicks asshole as she is about to let out a slimy shit like a soft serve dispenser. You pull her arm down as she shits like its dispensing ice cream into your mouth. She then gets a spoon and eats it out of your mouth.
by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 28, 2014
Get the Chocolate Soft Servemug. feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.
it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!
by billy bushka January 4, 2007
Get the cleveland soft servemug.