third impact

When a man's balls slap the clitoris.

She thought she had to prevent Third Impact, but she was wrong.

by haruhi4113 May 5, 2021

Third Grade

The grade where school foes from fun to hell. Being one of two "upper grades" of elementary school along with fourth grade, teachers become more strict to their students.

Dad: How was Third Grade
Me: It was boring as fuck

by Tyler2003 September 28, 2020

7.5-tuple-third-cousin

7.5-tuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-grandparents in common.

My 7.5-tuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022

Third curse

is the state of a team/player being supported by third, leading to their INEVITABLE DEMISE. BASTA PAG NASUPORTAHAN KA TAPOS KA NA

Third supported Dejounte Murray, thus; he had the third curse.

by anonymous August 13, 2021

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

sesterple-third-cousin

Sesterple-3C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and five great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesterple-third-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022