There are only 2 types of Ryan in the world...
1. Very focused on succes... works tirlessly to achieve his goals, often disregarding his social life to do so. Overall awkward and uncomfortable around girls although most girls love him as a friend. Not very fun around the boys. Total prude.
2. Has been snorting cocaine from the homies’ ass cracks since he was about 5. Attractive as all hell
1. Very focused on succes... works tirlessly to achieve his goals, often disregarding his social life to do so. Overall awkward and uncomfortable around girls although most girls love him as a friend. Not very fun around the boys. Total prude.
2. Has been snorting cocaine from the homies’ ass cracks since he was about 5. Attractive as all hell
by Yakboi777 June 27, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is the most unfunny human being on this planet. His mother is possibly the hottest, lumpiest women on this planet. I can’t stop reminiscing about pounding her with my 15 in ding dong.
by Liam Sullivan April 27, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is mean, cute, handsome, and sexy sometimes he can be nice to girls but also very mean he likes to abuse them with pencils and scissors.
by YAmelisa January 30, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. A person who is a legit...
: Fucktard
: DumbFuck
:Shitdick
:Mutherfucker
:Dicksucker
:Cunt
:Asshole
:Bithchy coward
:Fucking liar
:Selfish Bastard
:Annal born
:Homosexualy raised fucker
: Fucktard
: DumbFuck
:Shitdick
:Mutherfucker
:Dicksucker
:Cunt
:Asshole
:Bithchy coward
:Fucking liar
:Selfish Bastard
:Annal born
:Homosexualy raised fucker
by TheNan October 4, 2016
Get the Ryanmug. he is cool ryan
by dwebhfhebhevbchevchevhjchvchhd May 3, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. A big, juicy, curvaceous bubble booty paired with a small waist
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right
by Sherryl H June 21, 2019
Get the Ryan bootymug. A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Get the Ryan Cowellmug.