ariyans mum

no one is hotter then ariyans mum
by rubyz4271 December 05, 2021
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Methy Mum

A crack addicted female which consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth whilst pregnant! Whilst feeling no remorse or guilt! Typically lacking any form of education and or common sense and morals..
Omg did you know Ashley is smoking crack? Yeah she’s a total methy mum.
by Organiz3d Chaos July 07, 2021
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This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
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Chief Mum

A Chief Mum is a mother who has respectfully parented her child into having good head on their shoulders. Good manners, groomed well at the start of the day but then they still know how to have fun, get dirty at the playground and be presentable at the end of the day. And aren’t *sshole kids because their Chief Mum would firmly & politely, without ever having to raise her voice, whip them into line.
Don’t mess with Charlotte’s Mum, she’s a Chief Mum.

Look at Charlotte, she’s always so well mannered. That’s because she has a a Chief Mum .
by Aussie Mums Rule February 06, 2021
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ya mum a hoe

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone
person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!
by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022
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Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!
by CallofClicky February 16, 2022
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Ur mum fucking gay

Ur mum is gay and have sex with someone else other than ur dad
Man, why is Ur mum fucking gay
by 23r October 20, 2022
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