Astronaut penis licker

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

Stalagmite Licker

An annoying little degenerate that drinks mineral water.

"Man I love mineral water."
"Shut the fuck up you stupid stalagmite licker."

by Stalagmite Licker August 04, 2023

fint licker

One who licks the hole in a man's penis, known as As a fint. Also used as an insult for someone who is generally rude, inconsiderate, an asshole, etc.

Dude, you should hit up Scarlett. I hear she's a fint licker, might hook you up with some good head.

What the fuck Jared, that was my seat you fint licker! Go sit somewhere else.

by rubbertoe August 05, 2015

Floor licker

A floor licker is someone who licks floors for a e girl or something else..

razer: hey, lick the floor bud!

someone: ok !

razer: what a Floor licker!

by zooweemama! May 17, 2023

Lezza licker

A lesbian who likes to eat the poonan

“Oh do you know (insert name here) she’s a lezza licker”

by Glizzy_gobbler69 February 08, 2022

Table Licker

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

Table licker

A word for a person with a severe mental illness

child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!

by Dong lord 69 April 23, 2018