The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!
Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018
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Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022
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Get the gut pocket mug.A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
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Get the Honey Guts mug.An unnecessary insult which means nothing. The insult was born our of a pumpkin carving fiasco between two fine ass people .
by Pistachio 123 October 12, 2020
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Someone who eats poor quality food or junk food often and doesn't give a fuck about it, resulting in obesity, or other various health problems from not eating correctly. Trash guts often like fast food places and they are immune to food poisoning of any kind because they've grown immunities to the bad bacteria by being exposed to them often.
Someone who eats poor quality food or junk food often and doesn't give a fuck about it, resulting in obesity, or other various health problems from not eating correctly. Trash guts often like fast food places and they are immune to food poisoning of any kind because they've grown immunities to the bad bacteria by being exposed to them often.
(eating gross ass $2 obviously under-cooked chicken wings)
Dude 1 : "THIS SHIT IS GOOD"
Dude : 2 "You're a trash gut."
Dude 1 : "THIS SHIT IS GOOD"
Dude : 2 "You're a trash gut."
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