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Stoner

Alex is a massive stoner
by 6969693 January 9, 2020
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Stoner wallow

Stoner wallow is when a stoner is in the state of being broke and can not afford weed.
Jim: "Hey where is Alex"?
Mitch: "He's in his room having a stoner wallow".
by ellasbubbles January 24, 2019
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Stoner sip

While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.
My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.
by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021
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Stoner Stew

A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.
"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."
by ReggaeOtter December 6, 2016
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ravenous stoner

One that loves to get high and eat desserts, chocolates,cakes and pies!
Hey marie, sean's such a ravenous stoner, maybe we ought to join him!
by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016
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stoner

by RedepicfaceRedepio November 19, 2017
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total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are
Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner
by penjamin city December 17, 2022
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