by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016
Get the ravenous stoner mug.a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)
by suckleonmuhteet May 8, 2009
Get the skeezy stoner mug.The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.
Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.
by Tim Books June 28, 2020
Get the Stoner’s Chess mug.Stoner Pussy happens after the consumption of oui’d whether it be smoking eating or drinking. Like how when you sweat it smells like weed because the THC stores itself in fat cells, except it’s your puss juices.
by kittykueen July 12, 2020
Get the Stoner Pussy mug.A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.
Status being what they are or are not smoking.
(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Status being what they are or are not smoking.
(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:
Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?
Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.
Example 2:
Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?
Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?
Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.
Example 2:
Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?
Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011
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1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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