Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.

Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.

by duderegan March 24, 2022

dutch knife

The Dutch Knife is the weapon of choice for stabbing your project manager from a seated position, which is accomplished by having freakishly long Dutch arms. Usually following a disparaging remark made about your overall performance as a web developer.

Stan kept mocking Larry about how de never met his Sprint Objectives, so LArry reach out and shanked him with his Dutch Knife.

by bigbald January 20, 2017

dutch fridge

When you fart into a fridge to keep your farts fresh.

Francois did the dutch fridge again. Does his landlady even want to use that fridge ever again?

by francocois February 7, 2013

Dutch Inhale

The act of smelling your fart immediately . Much like a french inhale.

To mask the smell of passing gas in class, I attempted to Dutch inhale.

by HustleTC February 6, 2019

Donny Dutch

A sexual act in which on participant eases the back of there head in-between the buttocks of the other participant and gently nods to tickle the sensitive areas of their lovers buttocks. Meanwhile the other does the same resulting in a sort of "reverse 69".

"It'll be 20 for oral, 40 for vaginal, and 80 for a Donny Dutch."
"This girl was so nasty in bed. She wanted a Donny Dutch. I'm still trying to get the smell out of my hair."

by CRIMSONFCKRdweed April 26, 2019

Dutch Microwave

When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.

I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave

by Hank.E.Panky June 3, 2018

dutch runway

A Dutch Runway us the name for the toilet paper that you lay out on the floor to shoot your load on to. The sheets conveniently allow for a rudimentary measuring device.

I was thinking about your mum with my last Dutch Runway. Man, that bitch gave me a 8 sheeter.

by Rudemark March 14, 2020