Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?
The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?
The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
by jfburke619 January 26, 2021
Get the closet multitaskingmug. I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!
by Madmordigon May 21, 2010
Get the closet snatchermug. 'Closet demon' a name of some asshole named "Abrar Muhammad Ashiq" He would always fail all his classes, and be in one of them cringey middle school relationships.
by Someonethattisbetter May 29, 2022
Get the Closet Demonmug. the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe
Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025
Get the closet snipingmug. by fagermsquad123 November 7, 2017
Get the common closetmug. This is the place where a man of low self esteem resides. Often fantasizing about his wife having sex with another man and enjoying the verbal humiliation he recieves.
Mark is definitely in the cuckold closet. He saw other men touching up on his wife at the bar and he decided to watch in awe instead of standing up for himself
by MantiTeosGF January 26, 2024
Get the Cuckold Closetmug. Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.
“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
by DrGreenT December 20, 2018
Get the closet tuggermug.