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Internet Band-Aid

When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.
Half of all female Facebook users utilize internet band-aids.
by thisplacesucksass March 16, 2014
mugGet the Internet Band-Aidmug.

Colorado Kool-Aid

A) Well, it's a can of Coors, brewed from a mountain stream. It'll set your insides on fire and make your kidneys scream. Sure is fine.
B) A song by Johnny Paycheck, one of the original outlaws of the 1970's, featured on his 1977 album "Take This Job and Shove It."
"Hey barmaid, bring us all a tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid."
by ghostofniggermeeks August 2, 2013
mugGet the Colorado Kool-Aidmug.

kool aid man

A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.
"oh yeah"(distant)
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
CRASH!! "OH YEAH"
me: dude! my fucking roof!!
by OH YEAH September 21, 2003
mugGet the kool aid manmug.

gave me aids

Used to describe something so horrible that it can spontaneously infect victims with the HIV virus and instantly advance to full blown AIDS.
The YouTube movie you and your friends made was so lame that watching it gave me aids.
by dawg2 October 20, 2006
mugGet the gave me aidsmug.

drinking the kool-aide

To blindly follow, or believe something or someone without even questioning the facts. Refusing to agknowledge the real truth. Believed to have connections to the Reverand Jimmy Jones cult that committed mass suicide by drinking kool-aide spiked with poison.
If they beleive that, they must be drinking the kool-aide.
by bluzcrazy July 30, 2008
mugGet the drinking the kool-aidemug.

sipping the kool-aid

Going along with a stupid idea simply because fellow peers are rather than one thinking for his or herself. The term originates from when Jim Jones of Guyana lured a thousand people of his satanic cult into drinking cyanide-poisoned Flavor-Aid in 1978.
Dumbass: You wanna go play chicken?
Wise person: Why would I wanna go do something so dangerously stupid?
Dumbass: Because it's fun and all the cool people are doing it.
Wise person: All the 'cool' people are idiots! Quit sipping the Kool-Aid before you get yourself killed.
Dumbass: Hmmmm.....No thanks! My social status depends on it. I'm out! Later loser!
by justinc4493 January 10, 2016
mugGet the sipping the kool-aidmug.

Nuke Aid

Explains the way to aviod nukes
Chris had to take nuke aid and failed
by golbatx33 October 17, 2003
mugGet the Nuke Aidmug.

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