Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021

Upper-gutted

When it’s all up in her gutt

“I love to be upper-gutted.”

by Freaakinnbrown October 14, 2020

Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.

Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.

by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022

gut-nazi

a way to describe your stomach that suggests extreme hunger; to be “ruled” by your stomach

uggh i have a helluva gut-nazi right now, i haven’t eaten since yesterday

by peachplace.inn January 30, 2019

Cum Guts

It is most like a jiggly stomach that when the person walks the dimply stomach will shimmer as though it is a bag full of cum. Mostly seen on women who have guts as fat men generally have hard guts.

Whoa, look at her cum guts!

by Frobt October 8, 2014

Atomic gut bomb

The result of drinking too many beers

Oh, man, I have to go home because I feel a major atomic gut bomb coming on.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Guts Malone

A hippie that grows up to be a basketball enforcer. The typical graduation from sports denouncer to sports fanatic. Only the farts smell just as wretched

spotted it! A goatee. Clearly a stoner and new to the game. Guts Malone. More of them poppin up every day

by Randall Fist November 12, 2019