Stoner

1. The person reading this definition.
2. The person writing this definition.

I’m such a stoner I thought it’d be funny to write this

by $tomer January 19, 2024

Stoner

A person who usually takes a lot of drugs, especially marjiuana. And enjoys life more than most people.

Hey,you know that guy Nick...well he enjoys life more than most people! Stoner

by Stoner3883929263 December 14, 2014

total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are

Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner

by penjamin city December 17, 2022

Lady Stoner

Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun

This lady stoner gets shit done.

by MJ_S September 14, 2020

stoner forest

when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed

look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest

12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car

by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021

stoner slice

the slice of bread at both ends of a loaf of bread that gets saved for all the friends and strangers that come to your house, smoke weed and get the munchies. Usually paired with peanut butter or cheetos and marshmellows.

Kumar: Yo Doug, can i get the stoner slice, i brought my own peanut butter bro, im in another dimension and need to munch the fuck out
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it

by Kumar Ramukenstein May 27, 2011

Stoner Cab

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab

Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night

by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020