social pervert

A social pervert is someone who looks into everyone’s social life way too much and notice any changes

Riley is a social pervert because she always looks into everyone’s social lives

by Fatty vapes 69 November 30, 2019

Social Workout

Social workout is the bomb. Beer in one, barbell in the other. Any evolutionary biologist would tell you there's a reason primates are the only animals that can do this. It's natural. And humans can run and drink at the same time.. studies show that the social workout is more effective than regular exercise for burning fat. The social workout requires that you stay in the "fat burning" zone because you have to hold a conversation during the whole workout. This is easier than it sounds. After a few beers, I hardly notice that I'm talking...it is simply 'drinking alcoholic beverages while exercising in a social environment.'

I saw marathoners do this with water, and EUREKA!, I thought, what if we make that a fruity cocktail and add in some conversation and sexier outfits creating the ultimate "social workout."

by HHIworkout June 2, 2010

Social Electrode

To be so popular that everyone is attracted to you like bolts of lightning.

To be the conductor of social events or hang outs. The coordinator of anything fun and the person who everyone calls to find out the "plans of the night."

"Tammy was so busy with all her friends today. She went to the mall with Julia, picked up fliers with James, and went to the gym with Terry. She's a Social Electrode"

by ILikeAsianGirls April 28, 2010

Social Disdancing

During 2020 the Covid19 virus caused people on dancefloors to Social Distance by 1.5 metres while dancing.

1. Queensland Australia was Social Disdancing for Chistmas Eve 2020.
2. Social Disdancing is a new form of dancing developed through necessity during 2020 where dancers must be at least 1.5 metres from one another.

by Numisastro December 25, 2020

Social Cinderella

A person that doesn't look like their social media pictures at all

She walks around looking like a bum but when you look at her social media she is a social Cinderella

by Guitartwin October 31, 2014

corndog social

The most historic event to ever happen to an office of working humans.

"Did you hear about the corndog social going on next door? I wish I could join, I'm so jealous."

by psychoroll May 8, 2014

social indefinate

a person who does not have a clique but either many or none

Social indefinate kids have many jock, druggy, prep, and scene friends

by MC Kreeper November 30, 2010