school

the literal worst thing ever. you spend 7 hours in a crappy old building made with red brick walls learning things that you wont even need when your an adult. school is filled with a fucktard of dickheads, from those kids in elementary school who think picking your nose is cool, those kids with braces in middle school, and those nerds who take all AP classes just to show off in high school. and the teachers are even worse. they are underqualified people who just show up to get paid, mostly women in elementary school but by middle and high school, it's a mix of men and women, which makes no sense whatsoever. and then there's homework, which was originally invented as a punishment, which are common in schools. the only good thing about school is that you meet most of your friends there, but they will probably turn on you once you get into middle and high school, so there! get rid of school. it has no benefits and is just meant to torture innocent children.

i can't. i have school.
i can't. i have school!
what you say literally all the time.

by honeybee34 April 15, 2020

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a place where you "learn" and "have fun"
S- Six
C- Cold
H- Hours
O- Of
O- Our
L- Lifes

i hate school so much, it just wastes my time of my life.

by power that makes you say yes September 28, 2017

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A place where you go to get bullied because you have a speech disorder

Ava: Omg just speak like a normal human you lil rat
aRandomNoob: Okay lemme just stop having a speech disorder because that's totally how it works

That's what happens at School

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020

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The physical build of a torture chamber were kids are taught useless things through the use of Industrial Age teaching with no creativity allowed

School sucks man

by Dilmun October 17, 2017

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prison for children, write useless things that you will never need in your life for 7 hours, shitty lunch food, mostly shitty teachers who will destroy any left over self-esteem and will mainly focus on helping the good students and will not do anything to help the ones that are struggling, cant speak, go to the toilet or take a sip of water without permission from the teacher, jackasses in class who act like gods compared to everyone else, asking you to finish their assignment for them, give them YOUR money and food

Teacher: Now open your books page 46 and-
Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know.. CAN YOU?
Kid: ...

Kid: ... MAY I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No
Kid: But- it's an emergency
Teacher: The bell rings in 10 minutes, hold it in
Kid: Are you kidding me?
Teacher: Quiet, start reading
Kid: This school sucks..

by hellishflames February 16, 2022

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