Retard Factory

1. A place where alcoholics and heroin junkies meet to date one another and talk about how their life sucks.

I want to start going to the retard factory to see if there is any loose women there.

by NikeT1138 March 23, 2021

retard love

when two particularly retarded individuals link up and become soul mates

we have a special kind of retard love <3

by hjiygiiuhhih May 9, 2018

White Retard

A hood rat white person who acts ghetto as one would say “black” and forgets he is a white city boy acting like a retard

Ex. Daniel Hernandez

“Daniel, do you forget that you’re white? You’re a fucking white retard”

by Eric Andre ! May 11, 2019

FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

by MM7000 November 2, 2018

fat retard

Big moron, large and not very bright.

"She's a fat retard"

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Retard Vibes

When you get the sense that someone near you is a complete retard.

Robert: Hey Paul.
Paul: What?
Robert: Im getting the retard vibes off that guy?
Paul: Yeah, he does seen weird.

by Teh Camper and l ZombieGuts l October 8, 2011

Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.

In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.

by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010