New Relationship Five

When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.

Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.

by Dilly Bob Thorton June 15, 2018

Relationship

When two people love each other unconditionally and decide to become more then friends.

For example “that Jonathan guy really likes Rindee.” “Yeah. I’m really surprised they aren’t in a relationship yet”

by Rosieposey May 12, 2020

consensual workplace relationship

When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.

“What the fuck happened?!”
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”

by hanniistheelk October 8, 2022

choppy relationship

A Person that comes and goes. Inconsistent; sometimes their attitude is sweet/calm, other times moody and erratic like the ocean, behavior comes in waves.

One day he loved me, the next day he hated me, this made for a choppy relationship.

by Swisscheesenbagles July 19, 2020

sunday relationship

Bad thing. A relationship that doesn't last. Just ridiculous relationship.

"your relationship IS like a sunday relationship" -boyfriend's mom

by Lost-Soul June 15, 2022

Relationship Condom

A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being

Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.

by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021

McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020