textureless odorless radio waves

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.

Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

Gass to Mass Ratio

The ratio of gass to mass when taking a shit. High gass: low mass = bad. High mass: low gass = good.

Billy: How was your shit?

Jack: Terrible, my gass to mass ratio sucked

by jazza123 August 31, 2011

Birthday Friend Ratio

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.

I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.

by elseTM October 29, 2011

Poon to Peen ratio

The ratio of females to males at a designated event. This term was inspired by the ultimate chad, Dan Blizzerian

___ threw a killer party, the Poon to Peen ratio was like 12:1

by Chads r us August 5, 2018

Urban Hitz Radio

The Internet's premier music station. Also known as the PPLs Choice for Hip-Hop and R&B! This station plays real Hip-Hop, R&B, Reggae and your favorite music all day long....24/7 - no commercials! Also home of Sheryl Underwood's Da House Party - a two-hour radio infotainment show, which airs every Friday afternoon at 2PM ET.

What station is this? It's Urban Hitz Radio!
Check out Urban Hitz Radio for the best hip-hop and r&b!
where can I hear that new Rick Ross? no doubt, check out Urban Hitz Radio!
The People's Choice for Hip-Hop and R&B is Urban Hitz Radio!
A good station for current r&b is Urban Hitz Radio.

by Jak Blaque August 27, 2019

meat to scene ratio

An unit of measure identified and studied by the philosopher Birdman, used primarily in his extensive scientific studies in the field of cockology.

It measures how much meat (penis) is present in a given scene, facilitating the analysis of the subjects in said scene.
Being a quantitative measurement however, it treats all meat (bbc or otherwise) the same.

According to lost journals by the philosopher, the ratio is calculated individually for each female subject and care must be had in cases where double(or triple) meat specials are at play.

you used to have such a low meat to scene ratio when i met you, look at you now!

by voidinfinity June 9, 2020

Video Killed the Radio Star

I heard you on my wireless back in '52
Lying awake, intent at tuning in on you
If I was young, it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a, oh-a
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh-a
I met your children
Oh-a oh-a
What did you tell them?

Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Pictures came and broke your heart
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the jingles used to go
Oh-a oh-a
You were the first one
Oh-a oh-a
You are the last one
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh-a-aho oh
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
Put the blame on VCR
You are a radio star
You are a radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star

by Death Menace December 9, 2022