queer ear

similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.

"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."

by Mansewer March 26, 2007

weather queer

When the weather just can't make up it's mind about whether it's hot or cold.

Mark: We got 87 degrees yesterday and now today it's like 29.
Daniel: Florida is so weather queer lmao

by knuckles0 January 27, 2021

Stafford Avenue Queer

A man who drives up and down Stafford Avenue in search of homosexual relations with any willing participant.

Jim: Hey man I could really go for a blowjob.

Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.

Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!

by Huggy Fresh September 14, 2021

How Queer!

Used to express astonishment at unusual circumstances, but it can offend the gays.

“Can you believe it? He’s finaly settled down and not shagging anything that moves!”
“How queer!”

by Redbaron February 19, 2020

queer thirty

Any time a guy imbibes a chick drink.

It's queer thirty, can I get an Appletini.

by an ominous mouse May 23, 2008

John Queer

1. John Deere went woke and caved to Larry Fink!
2. What happens when you embrace DEI crap at your company.

Yo guys you heard about John Deere? They went WOKE now they are known as John QUEER! Time to boycott!

by Wise White Man July 11, 2024

chior queer

Kid who walks into class singing to the high heavens thinking he has the voice of Alesha Keys. But he doesn't.

Nathen: gosh Kyle is such a chior queer!
Dave: I know, he ruins the sound of my sweet Alesha!

by Aggiefan24 December 24, 2013