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pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by erwtqw March 21, 2008
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Pool Whisperer

The guy that when you're playing pool gives unsolicited advice to you even though he plays worse than you.
Here comes Danny's to be the Pool Whisperer again. I hate THAT guy.
by mobiledick July 16, 2022
mugGet the Pool Whisperermug.

Removed from the Gene Pool

Generally used to poke fun at people who did completely idiotic things leading to their deaths
Thank god that grandma who brought a whole shopping cart onto the escalator was removed from the Gene Pool.
by whoa220 November 15, 2022
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Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
by Liza M. June 9, 2010
mugGet the Noodle poolmug.

Pool

Liminal image pointing to a state, place or quality of in-betweenness. A familiar image hearkening back to a former era, time or childhood.
The liminal manifesto is quite simply, "pool".
by Pool Marm October 17, 2021
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Pool Mom

Pool moms are moms at the pool, with or without their kids. You'll find them in the shallow end, perched on the side, or "graduated" to a lounge chair. They might be swim team moms, swim lesson moms, or free swim moms. Either way, they visit the pool to refill their cups and keep their kids engaged in a healthy activity. Swimming demands energy, and that means a better night of sleep and a happier child; what mother doesn't want that? Swimming is both a life skill and a lifelong skill, and once you know how, it opens countless possibilities for other sports, like surfing, sailing, and scuba diving. It's no wonder so many parents find themselves identifying with this role. Welcome to the club!
She's not like a regular mom, she's a pool mom.
I'm here to become a pool mom.
by tsp808 February 24, 2023
mugGet the Pool Mommug.

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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