Pineapple hairs

Hair on pineapple

These pineapple hairs are pointy

by Pineapple Hairs June 16, 2020

Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special

The act of growing a pair of breasts and spontaneously firing pineapple juice everywhere, usually as a result of intense excitement or pleasure.

The growth of the breasts only occurs if the subject is male or a female with undeveloped breasts.

Occurs most commonly after eating a pineapple whole on a Sunday, hence the name.

Guy 1: "Ayy man, my girlfriend had a total Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special last night in bed. Tasted absolutely delicious."

Guy 2: "Man, that happened to me once, and the boobs haven't gone away yet."

by iLolbit February 18, 2017

Pineapple on pizza

pineapple on pizza is supposed to be illegal, not trying to spread hate but seriously, show this to your pineapple loving friend to prove them wrong! -sincerely google!

Claire: i love pineapple on pizza!!
the majority: sorry, what?
Claire: what do you mean what?

the majority: your literally insane-

by wats up? November 25, 2021

Pineapple

A fruit that reminds you of summer and all things good. Pineapple is amazing in any form.

Girl: I love pineapple?

Boy: eh i dont really

Girl: You are crazy, pineapple is all things good in a fruit

by alaska1313 May 31, 2019

pineapple

The word that you only look up on urban dictionary if you’re that depressed.

You: Wow, they really want me to feel bad about searching pineapple on the most accurate dictionary ever. Time to binge watch some hentai due to boredom!

by thatfuckface February 12, 2019

Pineapple

Something you have to shout randomly especially on rides

You can also put it on a pun with an apple

PINEAPPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jakepauler2975 December 16, 2019

Pineapples

Safe word. No bueno. Very bad. I need to go.

(A cunt walks up)

Lindsey: Pineapples!

by Iefyr March 30, 2019