pineapple

Simply, the pineapple is not a fucking apple so why don't you just look up apple you fucking retard.

You know a pineapple isn't an apple.

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

Pineapple Cream

When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.

Ew, all the stuff he has is pineapple creamed.

by Pineapple Cream October 15, 2018

Pineapple

The code name for nearly every single girls crush (except for mine) because most of you guys are soooo not unique!

Example-

Iqra- OMG PINEAPPLE LOOKED AT ME HE MADE EYE CONTACT AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zunairah- No one cares gurl this is like the 5th guy you've been crushing on this week like bffr

by DracosWifeyyyy August 8, 2024

Pineapple

Pineapple. To have a pineapple inserted via means verbally by a manager, this could be fruit first or spine first depending on the severity of pineapple being deployed. This can be to a person singular or group.

oh no our manager is here. Some one is gonna cop a pineapple

by Pineapplereciever1 July 23, 2019

pineapple on pizza

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!! PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA- A GODSENT DISCOVERY!

'man how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?'

'SERIOUSLY?? I LOVE pineapple on pizza'

by hrtz February 16, 2022

pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

Pineapple

A stupid fucking name that Jackson’s friends call him that drives him insane

Get back over here pineapple, you too bean head

by Governor perry the platypus June 12, 2018