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The Slow Pack

The act of intentionally packing up your belongings and leaving an establishment in a slower than usual manner, in hopes of resuming a conversation that you had with someone you were interested in or attracted to from beforehand.
I was chatting up this cute biddie before recitation, I think she wanted me to ask her for her number, becuase we both did The Slow Pack after class, but I was too big of a pussy and went home instead.
by KTO1 February 18, 2018
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Clit Pack

An extended pack of lesbians, lesbians (and sometimes transsexuals) that share fashion tips and (largely when drunk) beds.
"Drama alert, the clit pack has arrived".

"Yah but some of them are lipstick lesbians, hell they are hot!"

"Yah but you can't compete to all of them daisychaining each other, since you have a dick. If you hit on the cute ones in the pack they will gang-humiliate you."
by Khannea July 11, 2010
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Turtle Pack

When one has very large testicles and or penis, they will have a large bulge in their trousers that can be easily noticed.
That guy walking past the chippy has got a huge turtle pack!!
by BoatMan May 28, 2015
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he is packing

To either have a massive penis or to wear some sort of padding so as to give the appearance of having a massive penis
He is packing but everyone is when you wear a size small. Except for Ross Lynch, he really is.
by trmnks July 29, 2023
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oregon pack

Means to be smoking crack , heroin or any other drug that was decriminalized in oregon in 2020
" ay this n*gga charging $2000 for a ps5 "

" Mf smoking that oregon pack "
by TomKeen November 12, 2020
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cranage pack

Damn jhit just cranked that cranage pack pack on that football team
by FloridHype September 17, 2020
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Snack Pack

A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.

Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.

Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.

Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)

Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm

Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!

PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.
Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)
by Thrasher Brasher July 7, 2020
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