hc&p

Hard cocks & penis

Guy1: Hey man I'm getting my HC&P on tonight!
Guy2: Hard cocks and penis?
Guy1: Yeah!
Guy2: Isn't that gay?
Guy1: Only on Sunday.

by Juscus1 October 16, 2012

Pushin P

Selling dick to old ladies is Pushin P

I was at ya grandmas house pushin p

by Pppppopo January 27, 2022

p-swapin

switching price tags so you get a product for a much cheaper price.

My guy Florence just went p-swapin and got a pair of dookies half off.

by haggardchad April 15, 2009

William p

When you agressively grasp the tip of a mans penis and twist until he screams much like the titty twister only different

That guy hit me in the dick and so i gave him a william p

by Clifford the big red asshole November 22, 2017

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

Finny P

Finny P is a boy aged 14 with a fat cock that all the ladies love. He is sexy af and loves crisps

Finny P has a phat pp

by FinnyPIsSexy December 25, 2020

p-parenting

To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.

I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.

by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011