Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...
I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..
by blthrskt April 30, 2009
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rat tits

Rat tits usually occur on a person who is of a ratty nature. They are breasts that are of a pinkish colour, abnormally saggy and slightly wrinkly.
Hey rat tits over there, get away from that rubbish bin.

Man wats that funky smell? Oh it must be rat tits sitting across the room.
by Kane Dawson August 22, 2005
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tits (adj.)

Good, awesome, fucking awesome, great, wonderful, delicious, appealing, excellent, fucking excellent.
They've got some seriously tits (adj.) hush puppies in the cafeteria right now, you've gotta try em, man.

Yo, that jacket is tits, son.

"dude i just got a fat sack a reefer cheaper than wholesale"
"dude... tits"
by somaganjika September 24, 2008
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Nigger Tits

"Nigger Tits" is an alternate curse word. It can be used as a variation of; shit, piss, damn it, fuck, or balls. Has nothing to do with a black person or her tits, however it isn't to be said around mixed company. It's usually said with an exclamatory inflection.
Person 1: Did you see that?!
Person 2: NIGGER TITS!!

Person 1: What's for Dinner?
Person 2: Liver...
Person 1: awww, NIGGER TITS!!

Person 1: Did you see the size of his chode?!
Person 2: Yeah, freakin NIGGER TITS!
by thtswhtshesai6d9 July 11, 2008
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metal tits

The severe disease when you have uncontrollably rocket sized nipple rocks. They are very noticeable and fairly unattractive.
Weston: Holy crap Geoff, do you have metal tits?

Geoff: Yeah, I do, I guess Im a little horny
by BlazingBlasian March 02, 2011
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lolly tits

A pair of boobies that make you want to jump up and party/dance.
Mary's lolly tits bring sunshine to my life.
by Funkmasta January 04, 2007
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gravy tits

look at that guy with all those "gravy tits".... yeah!
by Rundi October 23, 2014
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