Soft Serve Machine

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.

"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"

by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017

Gacha Soft kid

Someone who dresses like this is a entire hot topic store and then proceeds to get upset when you call them something they are.

"Aren't you a gacha soft kid....??"

by Disladified November 25, 2021

Pee Pee Soft

When your homie is being a dick burglar and your at work just chillin.

Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.

Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.

by Quack_Sauce May 27, 2020

Soft Serve Status

When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.

Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.

by Yantzee October 23, 2012

soft like bagjuice

A person who acts soft in certain situations.

Sarah Acts like a thug, but when it come to the test she soft like bagjuice.

by Pettygod July 4, 2019

soft tip fart

When you fart and a lil bit o poo comes out.

Dude, that sounded like a soft tip fart!

by Team Jan February 27, 2020

cleveland soft serve

feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.

it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!

by billy bushka January 4, 2007